Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!…
Do you like web jokes?
Yes – they’re e-larious!…
Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site…
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?
No – but he’s got a ruff idea….
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer….
How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
Use a starch engine….
How do you fix a broken website?
With stick e-tape….
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…
Yes – and its a mammoth task!…
What did the sausage say when it could not log on to the Internet?
If at first you don’t succeed Fry, Fry again..
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?
He was getting far too wrapped up in it….
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