A pat on the back is only a few centimetres from a kick in the pants.
Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
The more you put up with, the more you are going to get.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing.
Your mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong until the next person quits or is fired.
There is never enough time to do it right the first time.
The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will find a way to get out of it.
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