Light hearted Credit Crunch Jokes

A light hearted look at the credit crunch from the internet

I went to the ATM this morning and it said “insufficient funds”
I’m wondering is it them or me

Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker’s wife pops by his office.
She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitation, he starts dictating, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair!”

What’s the difference between Investment Bankers and Pigeons?
The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s

A man went to his bank manager and said, ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’
‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’

What’s the definition of optimism?
An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening.

The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet… my car’s been repossessed.

Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon

I talked to my bank manager the other day and he said he was going to concentrate on the big issue from now on.
He sold me one in outside WHSmith yesterday.

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