For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on…
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that [...]
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What do you call a computer superhero? A Screen Saver.
Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat.
Who chases computer criminals? A hacker-tracker.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant? [...]
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State-of-the-art:
Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete:
Any computer you own.
Microsecond:
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
Syntax Error:
Walking into a computer store and saying, “Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.”
Keyboard:
The standard way to generate computer errors.
Hard Drive:
The sales technique employed by any computer salesmen.
Mouse:
An advanced input device to [...]
