Kasumi DeMarco on October 23rd, 2009

The messy desk principle is simple…

Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not working hard enough.
Build huge piles of documents around your workspace.
To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that [...]

Continue reading about Kasumi giggles… The messy desk principle

Kasumi DeMarco on September 25th, 2009

Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands.
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings.
People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria.
People with the newspaper in their hands look like they’re heading for the bathroom.
Above all, [...]

Continue reading about Kasumi giggles… Tips for success in business

Kasumi DeMarco on August 28th, 2009

Job Duties: “Answer phones, file papers, respond to customer e-mails, take odors.”
Interests: “Gossiping.”
Experience: “Demonstrated ability in multi-tasting.”
Languages: “Speak English and Spinach.”
Skills: “I have integrity so I will not steal office supplies and take them home.”
Education: “I possess a moderate educatin but willing to learn more.”
Salary requirements: “The higher [...]

Continue reading about Kasumi giggles… Funny CV statements